Forum: Fun

A carnival truck and a revival preacher's truck collide head-on, and everyone is killed. The next thing anyone knows, Saint Peter is interrogating...

Senator John McCain told Sean Hannity that choosing Sarah Palin was still the best decision he ever made. Well, today the Arizona DMV took away his...

King Jung Nam, the brother of North Korean leader Kim Jung Un, said that as a leader his younger brother will fail. When he heard this, Kim Jung Un...

Two blokes are drinking in a bar. One says, " Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "BUGGER !" says his friend. "And I just...

Two bowling teams charter a double-decker bus; they're going to Atlantic City for the weekend. One team is in the bottom of the bus, and the other...

Hello all ! ****** My first post , not much criticism if something is not done correctly .. ******* I would like to offer a little laugh :) In...

A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation. A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc. "In case...

Two bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,...

Alonzo visits Doctor Pedro. Alonzo: "Doctor, doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere." Pedro: "Have you seen a psychologist yet?" Alonzo:...

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...

Q: Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name? A: 25 Cent.

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written...

Knock Knock Who's there? Tad! Tad who? Tad's all folks! Knock Knock Who's there? Taipei! Taipei who?

A woman walks into a bar with her cat and asks for a drink. The bartender replies “And what can I get for the dog?" She smiles "Actually it's a cat."...

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to...

Is there anyone here can live without sex..

A: I'm in a big trouble! B: Why is that? A: I saw a mouse in my house! B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B:...